{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 10-Apr-14 22:02:09 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3381181","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32211\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendan Madigan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scootaloo123<\/span><\/a><\/span> <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">Next time you see him call him &quot;Alice&quot;. Guaranteed hilarity or your money back.<\/span>"}