{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-14 16:00:13 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3384660","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Burgermeister Meisterburger\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> Wait, they <i>\/weren't\/<\/i> designed for that? Could've fooled me."}