{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"That really annoying kid you know (randomkid)'s status on Monday, 14-Apr-14 16:03:53 UTC","author_name":"That really annoying kid you know (randomkid)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/randomkid","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3385979","html":":I'm sorry @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28563\" class=\"url\" title=\"ryanjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">n0b0dy<\/span><\/a><\/span> but your waifu, @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Burgermeister Meisterburger\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> died in a horrible car accident then blew up because @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29501\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">flamingpandaomg<\/span><\/a><\/span> crashed into his car cause you know he's a jerk. His will says you get his body.&quot; Drops body at @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28563\" class=\"url\" title=\"ryanjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">n0b0dy<\/span><\/a><\/span>'s feet. &quot;I'm sorry for your loss.&quot; Walks home crying."}