{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Apr-14 20:00:13 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3387428","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30012\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rein Oracle Dewn\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">stardust<\/span><\/a><\/span> What even does Google Glass do? &quot;I CAN GOOGLE THINGS JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM, BECAUSE I'M INCREDIBLY LAZY AND CAN'T REACH INTO MY POCKET TO USE THE SMARTPHONE I ALMOST CERTAINLY HAVE.&quot;"}