{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Apr-14 23:01:04 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3389032","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32211\" class=\"url\" title=\"Male Scootaloo\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scootaloo123<\/span><\/a><\/span> After jazz practice some girl ambushed me by my locker and stole my jacket, then her and her friend led me on a ~30 minute goosechase to get it back whilst poorly attempting to flirt with me. I also forgot my wallet at home so I couldn't pay bus fare and had to walk home."}