{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 17-Apr-14 20:27:32 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3390005","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26938\" class=\"url\" title=\"Noire\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">xeleanorxrigbyx<\/span><\/a><\/span> I once worked in sports arena where 9\/10 customers were bumbling drunks who barely knew left from right. These days I always say if you don't hate people you haven't worked in customer retail yet."}