{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Derpy Hooves (derpyhooves)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-14 01:02:25 UTC","author_name":"Derpy Hooves (derpyhooves)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpyhooves","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3391316","html":"Except floating. Muffins can't float, I tried teaching them to float, but they can't."}