{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-14 22:23:40 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3393099","html":"God, people want to marry their Twilight Sparkle plushes? Next they'll want to marry their Fluttershy plushes! These damn democrats are ruining our country."}