{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-14 23:02:23 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3393206","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"An even number of homosexuals\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> You choked on the D<span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\"><span class=\"smallt\">iet Coke<\/span><\/span>"}