{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"xeleanorxrigbyx (xeleanorxrigbyx)'s status on Monday, 28-Apr-14 14:36:30 UTC","author_name":"xeleanorxrigbyx (xeleanorxrigbyx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/xeleanorxrigbyx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3400780","html":"Things I don't want to do today: <br \/>1. Stab myself in the face<br \/>2. Eat thumbtacks<br \/>3. Deal with Apple support"}