{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Monday, 28-Apr-14 14:59:16 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3400834","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26938\" class=\"url\" title=\"Noire\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">xeleanorxrigbyx<\/span><\/a><\/span> Plus I won't need to worry about roads anymore! Highway's traffic is stuck? Just drive over the guardrail and down the slope."}