{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Monday, 28-Apr-14 19:44:53 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3401058","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/21008\" class=\"url\" title=\"Super ADHD sleepy guy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">jamster<\/span><\/a><\/span> Man drinking <i>caffeine free<\/i> Pepsi makes me want to die, no Pepsi altogether will outright kill me"}