{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-14 02:24:20 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3401745","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32072\" class=\"url\" title=\"chris\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">rainbowsdash<\/span><\/a><\/span> The show's producers said that Twilight won't outlive her friends. So either they all become alicorns, or Celestia and Luna are on lots life-prolonging drugs."}