{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-14 10:05:47 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3403495","html":"How to talk in a sexy way: Speak with the cadence of a wizened old man. Make sure to add gratuitous pauses in appropriately dramatic places. Pitch your voice lower so it comes out in a low rumble. There you go. You sound like a wizard.  A sexy wizard."}