{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Friday, 02-May-14 21:09:15 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3405761","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32472\" class=\"url\" title=\"You'll Never Get Me Alive\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thtaoneladywiththereallydumbusername<\/span><\/a><\/span> But don't you want to be crazy and nonsensical? Only nerds think about things logically."}