{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Friday, 02-May-14 22:50:23 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3405983","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30012\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rein Oracle Dewn\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">stardust<\/span><\/a><\/span> And the cops beat and arrest them both because they play football and think tennis and badminton are mind-numbingly stupid games."}