{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Saturday, 03-May-14 00:44:05 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3406138","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28563\" class=\"url\" title=\"ryanjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">l1ghtsword<\/span><\/a><\/span> I need to find a new job somewhere else before I have to explain to the feds how I managed to liquify a shopping center..."}