{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-14 21:55:59 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3406952","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31631\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chaika Gaz\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">chaikagaz<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;impotency&quot; So if the eagle can't please his or her man or woman sexually, they get the murdock out"}