{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"celestiaforequestria (celestiaforequestria)'s status on Monday, 01-Aug-11 05:10:52 UTC","author_name":"celestiaforequestria (celestiaforequestria)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/celestiaforequestria","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/341237","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/239\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rainbowflash<\/span><\/a><\/span> I hit my head against a fridge and my intelligence increased due to the contents of the fridge which included clams, milk, and human brains! ..I tghink."}