{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Friday, 09-May-14 23:04:02 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3412661","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32072\" class=\"url\" title=\"chris\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">rainbowsdash<\/span><\/a><\/span> I was kidnapped and brought here by men in hoods, and I think they injected me with something that had a 3 letter acronym but I'm not sure if it was &quot;MLP&quot;."}