{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"John (rainbowsdash)'s status on Friday, 09-May-14 23:09:45 UTC","author_name":"John (rainbowsdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rainbowsdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3412662","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Laika\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> it was the commercial men....... they tried to kidnap me. Here is what you do: ,bath in vodka, put butter all over your house, and stock pile skip ad buttons. It is the only way"}