{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-14 00:20:56 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3413942","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Laika\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> When you've spent that many millions of years evolving self aware consciousness to the point at which keeping it going takes up 90% of your bodies energy, you might as well use it for <i>\/something\/<\/i>"}