{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-14 23:10:24 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3415058","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7885\" class=\"url\" title=\"Seth Edwards\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">noirbatch<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'll start the Japanese Schoolgirl political party and run for office"}