{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Dan (ionstorm)'s status on Monday, 01-Aug-11 07:11:58 UTC","author_name":"Dan (ionstorm)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ionstorm","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/341663","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2795\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sam K\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">gadvac<\/span><\/a><\/span> Nopony will think less of you if you show up with parental escort. In fact, I imagine your parents would be feel more awkward."}