{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-14 02:41:32 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3417783","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32538\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dave\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">daringdave<\/span><\/a><\/span> Challenge the other guy to a duel. If that doesn't work, challenge her to a duel. If that doesn't work, keep fighting duels until a blood golem rises from all the death and carnage and becomes your new girlfriend."}