{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Thursday, 15-May-14 23:51:38 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3420707","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt Imation\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> You could make a joke about the sky being blue and someone would still get their panties in a wad over it, so why bother worrying?"}