{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Friday, 16-May-14 01:34:37 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3420904","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29501\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">flamingpandaomg<\/span><\/a><\/span> Dude. An opportunity to squeeze a Bat nipple that is wasted is no kind of life I want to live."}