{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Thomas (xpk3)'s status on Monday, 01-Aug-11 10:36:26 UTC","author_name":"Thomas (xpk3)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/xpk3","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/342100","html":"Top tip: Don't sit on a leather couch with your shirt off if you don't want your back to stick to it."}