{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)'s status on Monday, 01-Aug-11 15:58:53 UTC","author_name":"Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/quetzalcoatl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/342528","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony Cabal\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">cabal<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, I can't force people to have job openings and to hire me. All I can do is DDoS them with applications."}