{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Northern Dash (rpb3000)'s status on Monday, 01-Aug-11 18:55:01 UTC","author_name":"Northern Dash (rpb3000)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rpb3000","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/342852","html":"Is there a magical cure that prevents DMVs from filling one with righteous fury?  Because I really want to kill a number of somethings right now >_<"}