{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-14 18:43:53 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3429422","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28310\" class=\"url\" title=\"Erik Jett\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">aponymous2<\/span><\/a><\/span> It can't swim up the urine stream and the one case where one was found inside someones junk they later admitted they put it there for reasons of sexual gratification."}