{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-14 21:58:56 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3429596","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32211\" class=\"url\" title=\"That really annoying kid you know\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">randomkid<\/span><\/a><\/span> I have literally never been taught about how awesome America is. In fact, our last unit in History was &quot;WE INVADE COUNTRIES AND 9\/11 AND BAH THE NSA BLAH BLAH BLAH&quot;"}