{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cork Top (corktop)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-14 04:58:53 UTC","author_name":"Cork Top (corktop)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/corktop","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3435385","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30012\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rein Oracle Dewn\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">stardust<\/span><\/a><\/span> But... so... so woodchucks CAN chuck wood? They just don't want to?"}