{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"That really annoying kid you know (randomkid)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-14 13:20:54 UTC","author_name":"That really annoying kid you know (randomkid)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/randomkid","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3435778","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27915\" class=\"url\" title=\"Vee\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">vt3c<\/span><\/a><\/span> I can't even text. I STILL don't have a phone."}