{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 28-May-14 03:23:22 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3436839","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32277\" class=\"url\" title=\"NoSense\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thisisntgonnabegood<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'd live as a bearded hobo outside the nearest coffee shop with free wifi, huddled against a trash can with my phone and an empty cup."}