{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 31-May-14 02:16:30 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3440636","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31239\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">clayinthecarpet<\/span><\/a><\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/url\/760456\" title=\"http:\/\/www.fimfiction.net\/story\/190321\/thanks-twilight\" rel=\"nofollow external\">I'm writing a fanfic with Wal-Mart.<\/a> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nsfw\" rel=\"tag\">nsfw<\/a><\/span> cause language and also liberal uses of masterbation jokes."}