{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Monday, 02-Jun-14 17:19:19 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3443855","html":"Apparently the walmart I work at allows farm animals in to use the restrooms... that's the only thing that can explain what I had to clean up the other night."}