{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MetalTao (metaltao)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jun-14 04:24:26 UTC","author_name":"MetalTao (metaltao)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metaltao","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3444652","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32771\" class=\"url\" title=\"Katie Theresa Kurzhal\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">pinkieshy57<\/span><\/a><\/span> You... you have a tel... T... TELESCOPE?! <b>*turns green*<\/b>"}