{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jun-14 20:19:50 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3448345","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"Metaltao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> You are now part of the 2% of people who have achieved self actualization as portrayed on Maslow's hierarchy of human needs. You can now die in peace."}