{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Monday, 09-Jun-14 07:48:33 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3455679","html":"The true definition of irony: when you can't finish your fanfiction about Berry Punch's alcoholism because you're drunk all the time."}