{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ace. O Jade (nahff)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-14 02:02:55 UTC","author_name":"Ace. O Jade (nahff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nahff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3458600","html":"I've only ever been called by one telemarketer, and he was so polite our chat brightened up my day. Why can't more call me? :( (I'm guessing not many people have this same problem.)"}