{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-14 04:17:37 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3466742","html":"I assume you're all being facetious, but whatever. Friendly reminder that petitioning for "rights" on here kinda useless because even being on this site isn't a right, it's a privilege."}