{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jun-14 02:19:50 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3470738","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31631\" class=\"url\" title=\"Baka Inu\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">bakasenpai<\/span><\/a><\/span> Everybody nearby has three potentially<span class=\"smallt\"><b>\u2020<\/b><\/span> sharp knives that can cut through meat and thin (~1&quot;) bones with very little effort, and a lot of the people who have said knives (mainly new hires) also tend to not know how to properly use a knife so they zealously swing their arms around and can cut me"}