{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:42:22 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3474325","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Bean Acquisition Drone\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> Keepin it real with my homie Tiffany, I'm as hot as a spliff so come get a whiff of me. Mystic hieroglyphics hit your lungs like cystic fibrosis, Dr. Narwhal's in to give you a critical diagnosis."}