{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-14 18:21:32 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3479630","html":"Hasbro considered making a garbage truck Transformer out of stinky plastic but it was cost prohibitive.  #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/truestory\" rel=\"tag\">truestory<\/a><\/span>"}