{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jun-14 02:51:06 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3480239","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32846\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rein Oracle Dewn\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">spint<\/span><\/a><\/span> You can't possibly be telling me that eating pineapple slices out of a can and drinking the syrup they've sat in is not the best thing because I have hard evidence that it is"}