{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"starlightbolt's status on Wednesday, 03-Aug-11 07:34:48 UTC","author_name":"starlightbolt","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starlightbolt","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/349199","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zambo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">kingcarcinopony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Excellent! You get a short petite asian girl that will harass your friends inorder to find out things about you, and a tall skinny asian chick that will take pictures of you, and do god knows what with them."}