{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Friday, 04-Jul-14 15:43:58 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3502875","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32846\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rein Oracle Dewn\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">spint<\/span><\/a><\/span> ... Dunno man, there are such things as freakishly large females and they only will date tall men due to, well, I guess you can call them &quot;traditional&quot; or &quot;large murdocks&quot; ..."}