{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Friday, 04-Jul-14 22:23:39 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3503447","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt Imation\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> You forget that I am not even from the same hemisphere as you are, for all I know the American definition of fast food has been demoted to &quot;fast preperation in a stall&quot;. And yes, this is my only defense. I am sorry."}