{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Monday, 07-Jul-14 21:36:44 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3511910","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2126\" class=\"url\" title=\"Meloetta\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">meloetta<\/span><\/a><\/span> Who the hell keeps money in vases, anyway? I don't have any money to put in it because the money I <i>would<\/i> put in it I used to buy it!"}